Learn all the French slang, dirty words, and necessary tools of communication your teachers left out of their lesson plans with this essential survival guide to

Learn the slang words, modern phrases, and curses they never taught you in French class with this hilariously improper phrasebook. You already know enough Frenc

Saucy guide to survival in everyday French as it is really spoken. Included are chapters on insults, sex, drink, and those silent yet expressive Gallic gestures

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